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Research shows that people afraid of being perceived as being gay are morons
As with 99% of idiotic things men do, this is because it has been ingrained in them that acting “feminine” (as they perceive it) will lower that sexual status with women. Sometimes this is accurate, and their belief is reinforced.
The internalized pressures of putting on masks for society helps no one.
If you are afraid that being seen carrying a bag might make you gay, carry an imprinted Richard satchel instead.
You know, you are allowed to talk about dick satchels on the internet.
I’m afraid that everyone on the Internet will think I’m gay if I do.
It gets stupider.some men refuse to wash their hands after pissing. And they are the gender that do have to handle their genitals while doing so. Let that one sink in.
I don’t piss on my hands when peeing bro. Skill issue. /s
Smoogs. $10 says at any given time, your hand are dirtier than my balls! (I’m a firm believer in hand washing, btw, But it’s the disgusting fucking environment, not my nut sack that is gross)
So you hold your nutsack instead of your dick while you pee?
Nutsack is more fun to say than pensis and dick or cock seemed obscene
Pensis is kinda fun to say tho
I jusy wash balls in the morning and im goid to go
See?
So you admit that you like the smell of a man’s ball sack on your hands?
Also not true about the cleanliness part. Ecoli is in your piss. And many more pathogen show up on your underwear between bathroom breaks. So Unless you’re bathing your balls each time and changing your underwear each and every time you hang a piss your unwashed hands are far more dirtier than anyone else who learned how to wash their hands. Also a reason to wash regularly particularly if you’ve been in public areas where other people and other pathogens are left over on flushing knobs and sink knobs and bathroom door knobs of the many other men who left their ecoli all over them. (Ps: this is also how pinworms and conjunctivitis and herpes can get transferred)
If your roommate ate some ass last night, so did you.
wash your bathroom regularly. Toilet should be cleaned once a week. Like deeply cleaned. As well as your sink for these same reasons. And at the very least wash your hands each and every time.
I’m apparently gay af.
This is what they mean when they say it’s hard to be a straight white male. Who can keep track of all the tiny things that might cause you to turn gay?
Care about the environment? Gay!
Want people other than yourself to be able to have prosperity? Gay!
Act with empathy towards others? Gay!
Want to suck off a Femboy? Gay!
Truck too small? Gay!
Truck too big? Gay or compensating!
Where do we draw the line!!!
Care about the environment? Gay!
Want people other than yourself to be able to have prosperity? Gay!
Act with empathy towards others? Gay!
Want to suck off a Femboy? Gay!
Truck too small? Gay!
Truck too big? Gay or compensating!
One of those is not like the others…
that has to be a joke. What’s the context ? why reusable bags ? does that work for anything refusable, such as shoes ? do absolutely hetero men go around bare soles ? do real men throw out their back pack after a hike ? does having a wife make me gay ?
I think it’s more about the attitude of “being environmentally conscious is a soft thing and MEN are HARD so fuck the environment because my sense of self has been silently murdered and replaced with mainstream consumerist media’s idea of what men think they want to be according to a focus group.”
I was thinking it’s more like “having my own bag that I brought is too close to having a purse!”
Maybe it’s both
This is it right here, I just couldn’t word it right.
but how fragile…?? and I thought I felt vulnerable sometimes
Depends are you reusing your wife.
b-but yes…!
“men”
Fellas, is it gay to use a bag for my shopping
Only when you store the bags in your ass and pull them out in front of the cashier.
But there’s lots of bags tied together so it’s like a magician pulling a string of handkerchiefs out
Meanwhile, I use my backpack to go shopping and last week, I went back to Aldi because I bought 3 soy milks but they only charged me 2 and apologized to the cashier for causing confusion. I’m not an alpha male, I guess.
you’re a soja male
I’m curious about the train of thought here.
How do you get from the thought of preserving nature to being gay?Does someone or something say lies to these folks?
I think some people avoid protecting themselves because they don’t want to be seen as conservative
Fellas, is it gay to supply your own containers?
If I were rich, I’d definitely find a “study” that proves that single use plastic bags are now ultra gay just to make them switch. It’d probably either confuse them and cause them not to use bags at all or make them switch.
Tfw you spot a guy carrying 20 cans of ravioli, carefully balanced in his arms, and you have to wonder if he forgot his reusable bags today or if he is just ultra not-gay…
I’m not sure if this is from the tooker jerbs episode of South Park or the bottled water thing from Heathers
But it does show propaganda is effective and harmful.
I tell this story all the time.
I was hanging out with this dude that I did drugs with, and I told him about a chick I hooked up with the night before. I told him that she preferred butt stuff, and he told me that he would never do anal with a chick. I asked why, and he said “Having anal sex with a chick is exactly the same as having anal sex with a dude. Thus anal sex is always gay regardless of the partner makeup.” So, he said it a lot dumber than I typed it and with a southern accent. But, you get the idea.
This is the same guy that said he’d never take ecstasy because “it makes you act gay”. That dude sure was worried about being gay. Hehehe
There is nothing more manly than gay sex.
So I guess those non-green pussies want you to know they aren’t macho enough to care about the environment.
