In Soviet Russia, drone delivers to Amazon.
Prices are going up.
I remember Bezos at the inauguration. He’s spent millions on the administration, including the inaugural party and financing not only the first lady’s documentary, but its positive reviews. All of them. And that’s just the highlights; Bezos has given so much to promote this administration at every turn.
Glad to see this kind of multiplicative return on his investment. He is very literally getting the presidential experience he paid for.

Damn it! We specifically said not to attack those!
Okay. One more time! Here’s the no-go list:
- xAI
- OpenAI
- Palantir
- Oracle
- Amazon
- Microsoft
- Meta
How hard is that!?!?
Oh no! Anyways, it’s gonna rain soon.
The right Amazon is burning finally.
Oh know! Anyways…
Oh no! Anyway… I’m hungry

In the Middle East: drones deliver to Amazon.
Same-day delivery, motherfuckers
Before you even knew it delivery*
Oh no that’s terrible.
Anyway, who’s up for pizza?
Thoughts and prayers
Lol. Lmao even.
If they ordered them from Amazon does it count as a return?







