The worst part about virgins writing erotica isn’t that they omit the awkward parts - it’s the bad anatomy. No, no you cannot force a penis past the cervix and into the uterus.
Well I’m sure it’s possible (if length allows), why not?
Might as well jam it in her eye for all the enjoyment she’ll get out of it.
And maybe call and ambulance as you’ve surely damaged something.
Not with that attitude
I know a hentai artists, who draws fallopian tube penetration a lot. But the settings are generally surreal and don’t care for realistic anatomy. (Definitely also contains eye and ear penetration; and once somebody taking a still connected eyeball into their mouth)
“It’s lower than you think,” ”it doesn’t have to hurt the first time,” and “orgasms don’t work like that,” all spring to mind as obvious tells when a virgin is writing smut that aren’t awkward parts of sex.
Errrr. It really doesnt have to hurt the first time…
It’s also lower than people think and orgasms don’t work like push buttons/fire hoses
Oh i think i get what youre saying now. My b
got no idea what a smut is but… honestly… erectile dysfunction fetisist… i kinda get it. kinda.
but more in a cutie kinda way and less in a “woah this so shmeggsy” kinda way.
smut is erotica, porn in prose form, sex on the page
oh! but then why does it sound so… bad while its actually like-… u know- softer than what most cornsumers cornsume?
softer
Don’t underestimate text
dont worry, im not underestimating–
It doesn’t sound more extreme than porn to me, but I don’t know what you associate it with.
softer
HAH. I once read smut where a monster gave a blowjob to a dude and then ATE HIM. Like swallowed and digested him. The text explained the events in great detail. Also, the dude being eaten was into it (the being eaten part).
As tr0xy said, don’t underestimate text lmao
i mean i know — but like - idunno, visual stuff always has a kind of immediate disgust kinda hit for me, while reading things makes it feel more genuine and nice.
then again, ive not actually read adult stuff nor seen adult vids so— this is just me being pretentious and pretending i know my stuff.
smutis just one character away from a bad word, so i just saw it as vulgar-
so it’s just a different word for sex stories?
also there’s never enough farting/queefing. pretty much every time I’ve had penetrative sex, no matter who tops or which hole we used, some air got pushed inside and came out with comical effect, either during or right after or both.
tbf, omissions are less egregious, as text only includes what is relevant, not every little detail. If it doesn’t ruin the moment or contribute something important to it, why bother mentioning it? What is more telling are details that shouldn’t be there.
