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quarrk [he/him]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 5 days ago

Doctors Confirm Rudy Giuliani In Liquid But Stable Condition

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Doctors Confirm Rudy Giuliani In Liquid But Stable Condition

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quarrk [he/him]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 5 days ago
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WEST PALM BEACH, FL—Emerging from the procedure after hours of touch-and-go treatment, doctors attending to Rudy Giuliani said Monday that the former New York City mayor was now in liquid but stable condition. “We’re relieved to report that, aside from some minor ripples and dribbling, the mayor is currently in a safe fluid state,” said […]
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    His whole body is becoming whatever the heck ran off of his head in that one interview. A viscous black fluid.

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    • Keld [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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      The Substance.

    • Tomtits@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      The secret was Chinese motor oil

  • Enjoyer_of_Games [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Oh curse you mamdani! I’m melting I’m melting!

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    Ok but seriously, what does that even mean?

    • quarrk [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      It means he is in liquid form. Which part is unclear?

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        The opacity of the liquid for one

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      He melted into a puddle, but he’s doing fine otherwise.

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      Saying a situation is “fluid” is a common turn of phrase meaning that the situation is uncertain or constantly changing. Probably was trying to say something to that effect, never heard someone use “Liquid” in this way.

      E) Reading more of the quote, I think this may actually be Dr. Spaceman from 30 Rock

      E2) Onion maddened

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