There's a red button and a blue button. If more people press the blue button, everyone shids their pants. If more people press the red button, everyone pisses their pants. What do you press?

CthulhusIntern [he/him]@hexbear.net · 1 个月前

Rom [he/him]@hexbear.net · 1 个月前

axont [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.net · 1 个月前

I’m taking a principled absence from pressing any buttons until the people are supplied with a cum button

Rom [he/him]@hexbear.net · 1 个月前

There already is one, you just have to reach into the butthole to press it

comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net · 1 个月前

Keld [he/him, any]@hexbear.net · 1 个月前

Both those are red, comrade_piss

Robert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem]@hexbear.net · 1 个月前

The purple button

miz [any, any]@hexbear.net · 1 个月前

gingerbrat [she/her]@hexbear.net · 1 个月前

Red

It’s easier to clean later

Acute_Engles [he/him, any]@hexbear.net · 1 个月前

What happens if it’s an exactly 50/50 split

mar_k [he/him]@hexbear.net · 1 个月前

Liquidy shart

MrShankles@reddthat.com · 1 个月前

I shid my pants and then press the red button

GrafZahl [he/him]@hexbear.net · 1 个月前

This is how to save Squid Game

SmokinStalin [comrade/them]@hexbear.net · 1 个月前

Both buttons

ChaosMaterialist [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net · 1 个月前

I love drumkits!

Awoo [she/her]@hexbear.net · 1 个月前

Blue button because pooping isn’t going to hurt anyone but some small number of people who piss their pants will die of accidental electrocution.

Ildsaye [they/them]@hexbear.net · 1 个月前

I press the secret button that inverts the wires on the red and blue so everyone gets a surprise