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TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 16 hours ago

My FWB is on a vacation with his wife and the thirst is real

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My FWB is on a vacation with his wife and the thirst is real

TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 16 hours ago
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    The courts have deemed your horny license is to be revoked due to reckless riding

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    Honest question: does she know?

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      Not my business.

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        Yikes

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        cringe

        what kind of human still has a “fuck everyone, not my problem” mentality?

        Oh wait… I forgot about conservatives

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        So you just don’t care if you’re being the homewrecker instead of the next person.

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        So it probably isn’t even an open relationship??

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    I do but not for you

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    If this “sex” thing has people acting like this, it has to be really good.

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    I wouldn’t brag about being a disposable side piece. Cause that’s what men think of their side piece as.

    Disposable.

    You deserve a more dependable and higher quality dick.

    It’s out there. Godspeed.

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      If he tries to dispose of me, that’s when I talk to his wife.

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      Damn your dumb as fuck and a slut.

      You’re, sug.

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      Calling somebody a slut is never called for. Also it takes 2 to tango, and a lot of husbands lie about it anyways. I do hate that the op is taking advantage of the situation instead of checking with her though.

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        Haha, yeah don’t call someone a slut!! But a cunt is totally called for 🤣

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          lol fine I’m probably just being a little sensitive about language

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