Look

We’re riding with Biden again, okay?!

Now get in the car…

cocks gun

I said get in the car right fucking now!

(also, Biden’s driving the car this time as well)

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    This is hilarious. I can’t think of anything funnier than another Weekend At Bernie’s campaign of old geriatric white men promising billionaires more and more. Everything the US deserves.

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      If Biden gets re-elected, American liberals can’t complain about the way Trump looks or acts lol

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    2016 Donald Trump

    2020 Joe Biden

    2024 Donald Trump

    2028 Joe Biden

    2032 Barron Trump

    2036 Hunter Biden

    2040 Barron Trump

    2044 Hunter Biden

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        not even pretending empire collapse happens overnight, but like, i remember the onion article that ran after trump won: “After 300 Years The Democratic Experiment is Over” (which isn’t really applicable, the usa has not been a democracy). and yeah, like, what are their elections except for shitty theater cope? even the policy doesn’t change which is the one thing you’re supposed to vote in different people on, so it’s really just an elaborate sports thing. if they stop their elections at the least we’d stop getting evil dems castigating random people for actually caring about palestine

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    It’s just another flex by the elite at this point. They are sitting around at their little cannibal parties and laugh about how they can keep pushing the same hated candidates and how their boot worshipping bases will just take the abuse. Then then go back to raping kids or whatever.

    It’s all an ego trip to them. That’s it.

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    He is the perfect scapegoat. He will be easy to handle around and likely will die soon so whatever criminal acts the US does during his term can be easily whitewashed for the dummies.

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      Damn

      Just re-elect Biden so Kamala Harris can be President.

      Just as they originally intended.

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      realistically the right-liberal media attacks biden for being a communist and the left-liberal media tries to recuperate him by saying he only did a little genocide and it was only 99% as bad as President Resurrected Hitler

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      excuse would actually hold up a bit because he might genuinely be past the point of no return re: brain matter, but we all also know when he could formulate a thought it was ALWAYS zionist so if he did know what he was signing off on he’d probably be glad

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    Did they use some form of Juche necromancy on the fella?? I could’ve sworn he was not long for this world, what, with the cancer and all.

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    by the time his term ended literally everyone had agreed he had dementia. even before that, when he was running, he only really left the race because again, he was so obviously sludgeheaded and melted in the cranium, which is when they subbed in KKKamala Harrisrael who, to her credit, ran shittily enough WITHOUT dementia to lose to the guy for whom incomprehensibility is part of his brand. so. i’m real excited for Biden 2 Electric Boogaloo

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    Man, that guy looks like Clint Eastwood did right before he di- oh he’s still alive as well? Fascinating stuff.

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    do the dems think they can dump everything on a barely functioning racist grandpa (100% guilty of imperialist warcrimes already) and set it on fire and be born anew or what

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      Dammit, you’re supposed to burn Biden’s body at a pyre AFTER he’s dead, not BEFORE, you silly Dems!