“I saw them take JD by the shoulders and lift him up like he was a little boy,” the 79-year-old president continued. “I said ‘how come they didn’t lift me up so fast?’ They lifted JD — got ripped out of the chair. That was a view of the week, but they did the job, JD, right? I think so.”
He thinks because he couldn’t stand up on his own, that no one could have stood up on their own.
JD understand what was happening and just stood up, trump had to be physically moved because he’s a literal sack of shit at this point .
They tried to pick him up and drag him out but his 300lb cantilevered torso made him fall flat on his face. Did you forget his whole “they told me to go down, I didn’t fall” rant.
Did you forget
Did you forget how linear time works?
We’re talking about how fast he stood up, that he fell later is as relevant as him shitting his pants later.
It’s just not relevant and I don’t understand why you’d think I forgot to mention something unrelated
Tbf, you’re a fat ass
Fatter ass. Vance is fat as well, their suits hide their disgusting physical features. Plus they wear man girdles.
The president fell down when they were getting him away though so that’s probably it.
I know dipshit von orangeface is a horrible person but seriously, who would think something like that? That’s extreme narcissistic sociopathy type shit.
Also this:
He also said he did not fall, but that agents instructed him to lower himself to the ground.
“I was walking out…about halfway there, they said ‘please go down to the floor,’” Trump said.Is a lie. No security person is going to tell their principle to hit the dirt if there is a possibility of an active shooter still in the area. That’d be fucking dumb. But the orange turd is an idiot and thinks everyone else is too thus the obvious lie.
To be fair, he was crying louder.
Maybe he should try to actually have that physique that he’s constantly trying to convince everyone he has.
They were trying to free up a clearer shot.
