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ooli3@sopuli.xyzM to Tales From Our Billionaire Overlords@sopuli.xyz · 1 month ago

Zuckerberg fired thousands of Meta workers in the Seattle area then pulled up to port in his gigantic yacht

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Zuckerberg fired thousands of Meta workers in the Seattle area then pulled up to port in his gigantic yacht

ooli3@sopuli.xyzM to Tales From Our Billionaire Overlords@sopuli.xyz · 1 month ago
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  • kurikai@lemmy.world
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    be a shame if it sunk

    • Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf
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      Things happen.

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    It sure would be a pity if something were to happen to it.

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    Can’t wait for someone to firebomb the thing…

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      1400 someones

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    That monster would make a great reef.

    • Evil_Shrubbery
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      A better one if pre-filled with owners.

      • state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de
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        Fodder for the fishes, finally useful.

        • Evil_Shrubbery
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          Toxic, full of heavy metals & plastics, but on a global level that leads to an overall ecologically beneficial impact (less pollution).

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      Where my orca homies?

  • Korhaka@sopuli.xyz
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    Asking for a friend, what is damage control like on a super yacht?

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      Probably has watertight bulkheads.

      • Agent641@lemmy.world
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        They keep the water out. Do they keep the billionaires in?

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        So did the Titanic

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    He then proceeded to piss over the side of his yacht, on the people on the dock below, while yelling “Fuck you!” at them.

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    There’s a former 20% of his workforce in the area that can make a boat sink. Fixed that for ya 😉

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    deleted by creator

  • Evil_Shrubbery
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    *their wealth in their faces

    Oligarchs just stole that wealth.

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    I wonder what the security team even does, to make sure no torpedo or anything, takes out the whole yacth.

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      They have a special radar to detect any wooden structures with a gravity assisted cutting blade in a several 1000 mile radius.

      It detected they sick the local police force on everyone in that general vicinity.

      It’s a simple system that just works.

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