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I’ve got some news for you…
1 high efficiency tp square, technical no bidet assisted speedrun
Who. Fucking. Cares.
Right is the way the inventor intended it to be reloaded + it’s easier to access.
Left is the way parents and pet owners need to reload it + it’s harder to unroll by accident (or by purpose) good number of times.
Out of frame on the toilet basin/counter is the way people who don’t have a tp holder or don’t care to refill it put it.
The bidet is what we use personally, way better for the butt health and probably better for the environment lol
I mean…the inventor of Q-Tips also says not to stick them in your ears, which is just objectively, morally wrong.
Such a pointless argument, just wipe your ass and move on with life.
Agreed! But do it standing of course.
Yeah this isn’t reddit, who fucking cares
No! Why should I!?
People that use levels and people that just drill holes
The ‘I can’t be bothered’…
Unfortunately this group is surprisingly large.
Yeah, right and
wrongleftThe one on the right is patent.
3 types, last one uses bidet and forgo wiping ass with dead trees.
How do you dry your ass tho? Are you just soaking your underwear everytime you pull your pants up?
Butt towels, or wet wipes. Or some TP. Nothing if you’re a savage.
Pretty much
Swamp ass has nothing on lake ass!
Lol
What about bidet?
Does yours have an air dry function? How are you drying after?
Ppl living with cats,
and ppl living without cats.We’ve never had this problem, somehow… I’m sure it can be a problem but I don’t know how we avoided it
Yes, same, only some cats enjoy that sort of things, & even then they could understand it’s causing problems (they might just stop bcs they see you unhappy about it).
Cat owners and normal people
Tbf, the cat will wreak havoc with either roll.
Can confirm. Am cat owner.
Can also confirm. Am cat.
There’s an easy solution to that.
Close. The. Door.
wow, first time I’ve encountered someone who doesn’t know what’s a cat is
My bathroom is my foster room, so yes, the door is often closed, but definitely doesn’t solve the TP problem.
No, the door of a residential bathroom has a specific purpose, besides the normal door-related ones. It’s a vacant/occupied sign.
I just look under the crack of the door to see if the light is on.
Some folks prefer to keep the door shut, to keep from stinking the rest of the place up.
Do you not have an exhaust fan in the bathroom?
Yes, yes we actually do.
That also seems to be a vector for cockroaches to travel from the backside apartment towards ours…
The battle is real yo.
People always say that. Like it was in every cat’s nature to unroll the toilet paper when they see it. And it’s the only argument they have. I have never seen a cat do this and I have a lot of friends with cats.
Consider yourself lucky. I still do it the normal way, but cats absolutely will unroll a toilet roll if it catches their attention.
It entirely depends on the cat. Some cats will, others couldn’t care less.
I’ve had 2/5 cats I’ve had donut, so the roll always goes down the back. Kept my kid from unrolling it for about a week lol
Nah, see, that’s baby shit. You still have toilet paper in the end.
There are two types of people in this world:
- Those who have a bidet.
- And the bidet-less.
Wait. How are you guys drying your butts after the bidet? Are we not supposed to be using toilet paper? (asking for a friend)
Some people let it dry naturally from rubbing the underwear. Though could probably be hard if you have hairy ass or in a cold climate.
The blower built into the bidet
The better question is what are you checking to make sure it’s all clean with
Idk, I can get behind (more like over) a bidet, but a butt blower seems unsanitary and stinky.
My bidet is powerful enough that it gives you a mild enema if you get it just right. I don’t need to check.
I have yet to use a bidet that can fully clean the chocolate concrete from my craggy asshole
Yes I eat too many fatty foods, no I will not be taking questions
Get some fiber thru ya! Beware of diverticulitis, mortar maker.
And in the first group there’s a special VIP area for those who have a Japanese-style bidet.
There is another…
This is what I do but only because there is no wall directly in reach on the left or right of my toilet, only a wall behind me, which makes reaching the toilet paper annoying as shit
Hang it from the ceiling directly in front of you
