1.) I can ride a bike with no handle bars.

2.) I know the mitochondria is the power house of the cell.

3.) I wipe my own ass.

1. I have a rare disease
2. I discovered chronic pain is not fun, don’t try it
3. I like isopods

1. Got an opposite gender twin
2. Almost 40 and can get laid about once or twice per month thanks to gay hook up apps and fwb’s but never been on a relationship
3. Inherited Italian citizenship thanks to my grandpa but never lived in Italy neither know its language

1. I have a terrible rash that’s finally getting better now that i have proper meds for it.

2. My sister in law calls my cat mimi, while it’s actually mini, i just never correct her. Because I know that my cat couldn’t care less.

3. I chew on ice cream

1. I was born without wisdom teeth.
2. I was a member of the America Online Choir in the 90’s.
3. I saw No Doubt perform in a little crowded shit club in Raleigh before they made it big and got to watch their drummer get kicked out for stage diving.

1. I’m western Shoshone Native American.
2. I’ve was diagnosed with schizophrenia at 17.
3. I haven’t had sex in 8 years.