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YOU’RE NOT MY MOM YOU CAN’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO
please wake up you are in a coma
Then why can I remember more than 3 things?
Also screw you, I’m terrified of that shit lol
yes and also sorry
Lol it’s not your fault that I have a really random irrational phobia of being stuck asleep, it’s all good
Just the other day I was about 2/3 of the way to work and thought “omg what if I didn’t actually wake up and I’m really just laying in bed late for work”
eternal naptime for the sleepy bird
i could do with eternal nap
