Man, fuck the fire department
Last time my neighbours had a fire, the fire department shows up and knocks on my door to tell me that they’re confident they have the blaze contained but to stand by in case we need to evacuate. And I should close my windows just in case.
I look out the window, and what do I see? They helped a bedridden invalid out of the building and they’re giving her first aid for smoke inhalation. My taxpayer dollars going to work to help someone with first aid even though there’s a perfectly good healthcare system that will take care of them in four to six business weeks without crossing departmental lines.
Like can you believe that? Making sure their community is safe and preemptively controlling panic before it catches like wildfire, and helping people who need it to boot.
Courteous, respectful, and they didn’t even shoot my dog. You can believe if the police bothered to show up it would be a whole different scene.
Homie’s barber ain’t doin’ his job either.
Fuck the barber.
I know who I’m replying to but anyone else coming across this: don’t stick your dick in the Flowbee.
How else do you keep your foreskin neatly trimmed?
Also would Wolverine‘a foreskin continue to grow back after circumcising creating a potentially vegan source of meat?
Yes, and “depends on what definition of vegan you’re following”
That’s why I said potentially.
You know who’s got potential? You do.
It seems like the poor guy is still in his early Rumspringa phase and hasn’t gotten his haircut yet.
Thank you Amish meth-head!
I hate this “content” “”“”“creator”“”“” more than words can describe lol. He just takes sentences that were already said by other people and puts it in a caption above his dumb ass face and walks around literally making a static fucking expression, maybe sometimes pointing at the caption and that’s it, that’s all he does. And yet as you can see he’s getting millions of views. So ridiculous
Sounds like a smart man with shit-for-brians viewers.
Well, there is firefighter arson which the general public is largely unaware of.
But at least firefighters loathe arsonist among their ranks, the same can’t be said for cops.
That’s kinda the point though. With firefighters, bad people get kicked to the curb. With cops, good people are the ones kicked to the curb.
100 arson firefighters per year in the us, damn
Except the cops are doing exactly the job they were hired for.
that’s what we don’t like
Ain’t nobody getting tattows saying AFAB
Assigned Fireman At Birth?
Or Firewoman.
Thats carrie
So either Guy Montag or Carrie White. Got it.
this song slams so hard
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Firefighters don’t tell you to slow down, dump that beer, put on seatbelts and stop texting while driving, either. I feel that’s a huge part of the o.d.d cop hate.
If fire could sing…
