how I felt watching The Laundromat (2019)
not how I felt watching Another Gay Sequel: Gays Gone Wild (2008)
idiocracy, instead of blaming poor people they could have blamed the real problem (rich pigs). imagine if every “idiocracy is a documentary” guy were introduced to class politics instead
Watching porn but I can’t finish unless they quote State and Revolution
Who is to be done?
Seizing her means of reproduction
I think seizing your own means of reproduction is cool, seizing someone else’s means of reproduction sounds, uh…
I mean it’s porn I guess I don’t care if you’re enjoying problematic porn now that I think about it

I mean if you’re seizing them with consent that’s also good
The 12th type of liberalism is having long fingernails
This is how I feel about every movie.
Even Another Gay Sequel: Gays Gone Wild (2008)? 🥺
I haven’t seen it personally, but I’d imagine so.
I certainly thought Lemon Stealing removeds could’ve been improved a lot if instead of fighting over private property they waged a socialist revolution.
Imagine catching someone “stealing” “your” lemons, and not just giving them lemons and helping them to plant a tree of their own. smh
Apart from the answer “every movie,” movies about political upheaval and revolution. Star Wars? Equilibrium? The Hunger Games? Battle Royale? Blade Runner? Wall-E? District 9? All improved with Marxism.
The Laundromat (2019)
i watched it not too long ago but i still don’t remember what point it was trying to make in the end? banks bad? not really. big finance bad? also not really? big finance bad when no oversight??kind of?? the whole financial system is rotten but only because it’s possible to do rotten things within it???
the financial system inevitably kills people by scamming them out of all their money while making some people very rich and powerful, the people responsible should be punished, but not punished too much because then we become the chinese communist party who harvest organs from peaceful freedom-loving falun-gongists??? (why was this even mentioned in the movie about finance capitalism)
The whole movie is showing how imperialist capitalism with its financialized and flighty nature is immoral and generates no material value. How the ruling class’ ideology leads to moral failings on both personal and social levels. How legal frameworks are fundamentally set up for perpetuating the success of the bourgeoisie, and how that screws the rest of us.
And then it ends with “we gotta reform this!” Girl.
Gotta find a way to rip on Chinese anti-corruption measures somehow, might as well regurgitate cult slop
I believe that if Transformers (2007) had made Optimus Prime a communist they could have gotten a lot of funny bits out of it. “You make your own citizens… pay money? For necessities like bolts and oil?”
Clash of the Titans (1981) would have been vastly improved by a protracted people’s war against the Mt. Olympus bourgeoisie (and liberating Hephaestus) along with some classical liberal application of guillotines to the so-called “royalty”
OG mudbone and Halo Mad Snipes (2008) could’ve done with it yeah.
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