Haaland is norwegian. I dont know anything more about his background specifically, but the scandis aren’t known for their christianity.
The norwegian national church registered newborns as members automatically up until 1998. Now, as long as at least one parent is a member, you are registered as an “un-affiliated member”. If you get baptised or confirmed you are registered as a member.
This means membership is wayyy higher than attendance. Heres a map made by someone with graphic design as their passion
All this to say that oftentimes americans fetishize Scandinavia as some glorious white viking christian crusader homeland. Its not. We have brown people too. We look at you weird if you attend christian church regularly.
We do masturbate about having been vikings, but there’s no warrior culture here for you. It’s just fried pork, beer and drunk teens destroying Prague once in a while.Edit: And really good bread. Probably the best in europe. And nice pies. And soups.
lol i had no idea who he is (looked him up and apparently hes a famous football player, in case others reading this dont know) and i was VERY confident he’s norwegian just from his looks
like… this dude looks INSANELY norwegian. not like that’s a bad thing, but i just find it a bit interesting :D
I genuinely don’t understand how anyone could look at this and think the guy on the right doesn’t look like a fucking loser
He does look like he frequently runs into signposts
are you telling me that a guy with the complexion of lutefisk running a christian themed texas cowboy hat store isn’t cool?
Turns out it’s easy to love amerikkka when you’re not living there
Nah, still requires enormous feats of mental gymnastics
Erling Håland is a 25 year old Norwegian, the odds of him being a practicing Christian are laughably tiny. He’s also really into pre-christian Nordic history and viking stuff which are all explicitly non-Christian.
Could they not have used a less flattering image of Mamdani or a more flattering image of Haaland, he’s getting absolutely mogged by Zohran
That is the least flattering image of Zorhan. Every picture has a smile that makes him look like the sun from the Teletubbies
Is the right trying to claim Haland? Is he their new ‘Great White Hope’?
They love their viking larp and the Norwegian team posted those pics of the players in viking costumes plus the kits have their names in rune-inspired letters, so probably.
He’s a white guy who is very good at a sport americans just discovered, what do you think?
Lol Mamdani’s policies would be considered center-left by Norwegian standards. These chuds just love “Christian” Europe until it comes to their welfare states.
The guy dependent on the opiate of the masses is blind to the horrific conditions that allow him to get his treats? Wow you’re telling me this for the first time.
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Yeah, the guy who’s been here for 27 years probably has more experience about how awful it is compared to some guy who showed up a week ago. What’s the alleged own here???
Also, why is only one of them being branded immigrant, and why is communist and christian treated as mutually exclusive? (They’re racist ik, more of a rhetorical question)
close enough, welcome back charlie
“christian european” i mean yeah, most of these chuds are basically one anyway
