They’re perfectly good bits!
Take my bits, for instance.
No seriously, take them!
you want my bits? You can have em! I left every tired joke in that place. Now you just have to find themThere’s always room for youuuuu
If you wanna be my bittttt
We are
We are
On chapo chaaaaaaaaaaat
We are!
Do you know how much work it takes to create the worst post of all time?
It takes me about 30-40 seconds
Thats a lot of time
Whatever helps people post outside of the megas.
all posting is inherently bad because writing is a carrier for the superstructure of ancient sumerian landlords
Ancient Sumerian landlords are buried in the ground by the invisible hand of the market to try and convince everyone that capitalism isn’t unnatural and cringe
Posting is ontologically incoherent
But is it epistemologically incoherent?
No its dermatologically incoherent
dermatologically
My posts are hypoallergenic tho
ACHOOO
It’s just ain’t the same these days. Classic bits could be passed down the generations. Nowdays we just got throwaway bits made for a cheap laugh.
We spend so much time throwing away bits that we forget to do cutaway gags. This is sadder than the time Charlie Kirk came into my fancy necktie store.
