the div-pression happen. Every marriage is gunna’ divorce. And it sickens me, these priests are making insane money marrying these people. They’re even marrying dogs! Everyone’s asleep at the wheel.
Anyway, I need to tell my wife I spent the Switch 2 money on this.
22-year-old wedding planner telling me about the Halo-themed wedding he did last week for a man and his 2nd Thai wife.
The fuck is halo doing everywhere i go? i’m sick of it.
Its prime nostalgia bait for the youngest millennials and eldest zoomers, so we must milk it dry
halo is the imperialist war propaganda but “without the politics”
Huh. Why are the aliens the bad guys again? Is the arbitor "one of the good ones?
Is the flood symbolic of white genocide?
canonically the flood is utopian socialism so i’ve been told
That makes sense
So do you want to explain that grunt apologia swipe at me or are you not actually socialist?
What?
it’s just weird. genuinely, i don’t see the appeal of halo to people on the left. it’s like call of duty for chuds that wanted more out of that one game they set in space but with more grotesque and ridiculous stand ins for the Other. i was a child when it came out and it was already juvenile conservative power fantasy to me while I also believed europe civilized the global south. how do grown people who properly engage with how awful western history really is come away with fondness for these games?
Where am I expressing fondness for Halo here? The wedding cake toppers are hilariously cringeful. I’ve played some the games, I like them mechanically and visually. I don’t care for the story too much.
i thought showing me those was a “don’t like [x]? here have some [x] lol” thing.
The Dodd-Frank of the marriage crash will be banning straight marriage.
this is the future that liberals want
Every marriage is gunna’ divorce.
Paving the way for a 2nd marriage boom. Every crisis is an opportunity.
Not in this economy. The Wife-Default Swap I just invented will ensure it.
