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Sundray@lemmus.org to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 天前

Lesbian Mud Wrestling Breaks Out at Lollapalooza 2026

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Lesbian Mud Wrestling Breaks Out at Lollapalooza 2026

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Sundray@lemmus.org to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 天前
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After heavy rains and delayed doors, an unofficial and impromptu session of lesbian mud wrestling went down at Lollapalooza 2026.
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  • eestileib@sh.itjust.works
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    Ok as a lesbian I just want to say that this is not a Lollapalooza specific thing, this kind of thing is not uncommon.

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      i know! It’s so disrespectful that these places get so much attention, but there are so many! Let’s list all the places that gather this outrageous attention!

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        Renaissance festivals usually have a very lively adults only section in the primitive camping area.

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          Your renaissance festival has camping? The one in my area is more like a theme park than a LARP.

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            Dame here. It kind of sucks and isn’t worth going to more than a couple of times unless you have a giant wad of cash burning a hole in your wallet. They have permanent buildings and all of the acts and shops are the same every year.

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              Dame here.

              Ah yes. Her Excellency, Dame lyrial.

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                I am leaving this fortunate typo :p

              • joelfromaus@aussie.zone
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                Damn right! And don’t you forget it!

            • Dejected Warp Core@lemmy.world
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              I used to go to one of those. It has a lot going for it in terms of live acts, but basically it’s always the same. I stopped once I realized I was paying for the privilege of attending a Medieval Times themed shopping mall.

            • swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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              Scarborough?

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                Parsley sage rosemary and thyme.

              • lyrial@anarchist.nexus
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                Nah, it’s the GA state ren faire.

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            They might be thinking more Society of Creative Anachronism [SCA], don’t know what those guys are up to these days though.

      • eestileib@sh.itjust.works
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        Well typically it’s a performance for other lesbians not straight guys so if you’re in the scene you’ll find out…

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          Did you just assume my gender? cause… what gave it away? Was it the blatant disrespect for anything other than my own needs?

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            Gender stereotypes get upvotes when you’re punching down.

    • VitoRobles@lemmy.today
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      Wait are you saying lesbians as a whole will just see a pile of mud and have a intrinsic urge to wrassle?

      • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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        It’s like beavers when they hear running water and start collecting wood for a dam.

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        I prefer being beaten with a stick by a beautiful girl, personally, but yes, many lesbian flirtation displays involve relatively stupid relatively low stakes violence.

        Just like many straight courtship displays.

        • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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          Yeah the stupid, silly, and more adventurous flirtation is usually in certain types of space, but when I see it happening I feel so at home. Two girls making eyes at each other over a stupid feat of strength or toughness or whatever else gets me to let my guard down

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        I mean kinda yeah at least enough of us do

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      Is it lesbian mud wrestling or is it sparkling same-sex sexy grappling? Trying to figure out if WWE is gay platform wrestling by the same definitions

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        I know a lot of gay pro wrestling fans.

        In sumo, Ichiyamamoto literally has a life sized poster of Wakatakakage in his bedroom (they’re the same age).

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      It seems like a normal Lollapalooza thing tbh, I had no idea it wasn’t!

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    I’m perusing New, but this belongs in the Hot section.

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    Im glad were still doing fun things

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    Time to dust off this classic:

    This thead is useless without pics.

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    Alternate link that doesn’t make me visit insta or tiktok, please?

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      Fine I found this

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpVwE4QT54o

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        That video was posted 14 years ago, though 😅

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          Sounds like we need more lesbian mud wrestling… Done annually

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          Yes. 🙃

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      https://redirect.kittygr.am/reel/Dbj70mvsoNJ/

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        Cheers,

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    Well it was bound to break out somewhere.

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      Such a shame it had to be there and not here… I could’ve had a particularly fun workout today

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    the world is healing ❤️

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    How do we know they’re specifically lesbians?

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      They were all wearing Birkenstocks.

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        You mean Crocs.

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      They all own Subaru Forresters

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        Ahh. Well. That explains things.

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    90% of the peole watching… women.

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      Well. They did say lesbian.

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    spoiler

    They kiss at the end.

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    This is the Insta reel (I don’t think it’s necessary to read the article, and that site is full of trackers - yes, more than Instagram).

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      The audience really do feel like they’re performing to camera rather than genuinely having fun 😥

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      You can open the embed directly for a lighter page https://www.instagram.com/reel/Dbj70mvsoNJ/embed/captioned

      This page also works without JavaScript

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        Also: you could open it on a kittygram instance: https://redirect.kittygr.am/reel/Dbj70mvsoNJ/

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          This is super useful, definitely using this for all insta links in the future

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          kittygram

          TIL 👍

          FWIW, I always use yt-dlp/mpv for video links, don’t even go to the website.

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    If men are mud wrestling, I say “wack his nards”

    If women are mud wrestling, I say “take her top off”

    NGL. Everyone’s going to cheer when they happen

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      I’d argue that both go against the spirit of the game.

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        Maybe the nut slapping, but taking off top during mud wrestling is a perfectly reasonable way to get advantage for all genders and non binary

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        The spirit of mud wrestling?

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    Glad to see some of the original lollapalooza spirit still around

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      there was no mud wrestling at the original lollapalooza.

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    How is this news? Isn’t this a normal, scheduled event at lollapalooza? I haven’t been in a very long time, but… Isn’t this normal?

    Iirc, there’s a whole schedule of mud wrestling events

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      If the news can run “story about a struggling individual or animal overcoming odds through community support or sheer will, like the sickly squirrel nursed back to health by a man trapped in a collapsed cave.”… For the thousandth time…

      Let’s just say I would rather watch this every year

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        Yeah, well, I will admit that “lesbians mud wrestling“ is a fucking ton of fun to watch

        Lollapalooza or not

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          No, I was simply stating that as fluff pieces go, it’s a good one. Fluff pieces can be about many topics, the relative value of the individual subjects is irrelevant.

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        Comparing lesbian mud wrestling to a sickly squirrel is a bit rude, even in the context of “what might best grab headlines”. I know it was a joke, but still…

        Equating people with animals, even indirectly, isn’t nice. It sets the precedent that there is a context where that’s acceptable, when that’s not acceptable in any context.

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          it’s not about nice. it’s about what gets the most clicks and brings in the most ad revenue.

          the context is ‘story that makes us the most money gets run’

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    They look like they’re having so much fun!

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