Sipping on that shit you can’t even say the name of without going feral like a dog getting exposed to a freshly mowed lawn. With names like these who needs any kind actual political views or desires?
it’s edgy but i’ve heard from people in recovery that they can drink this shit and not get pressured about alcohol at gatherings.
I’m not in recovery, but I don’t really drink and I’ve been meaning to give this stuff a try for that reason. It’s proof positive that marketing is effective propaganda - soda, lacroix, liquid death, all fundamentally the exact same shit but people treat them differently.
My brother in law said that it was what helped him quit drinking. He said even when he’s alone the can size + slight fizz scratches that itch for him. It’s just overpriced water, but there’s no denying it works.
fellas, is it gay to stay hydrated?
i abort my thirst, in-utero, with Ripped DudeBRO Saline-Ultra Hydrating IV PowerXL bags.
now i can lift kettle bells all afternoon without having to stop to drink water (low T) from a bottle (gay).
Sucking water from a bottle is like sucking CUM from a PENIS, which is GAY!1!!!1!
The answer to that depends on the method. Gallon of cum? Gay. Watered down? Bi. Water? Straight, but also very boring.
Overpriced but the flavors are pretty good compared to Lacroix or other flavored seltzer.
Except that one actually, it’s a very poor Arnold Palmer; tastes (and you’ll never believe this) really watered down. Not unlike the political messaging. 🥁
When it comes to the tea ones I definitely prefer the Blueberry or Raspberry flavors. I have been drinking this one more since Peace Tea changed their formula, shrunk their cans, and raised their price. I’ve found that I really just don’t like the taste of High Fructose Corn Syrup anymore.
Yeah, I’ve been on the market for a Peace Tea alternative too. Like you say, that corn syrup sweetness is just too much for me now.
Yerbe Madre (big yellow cans) is pretty good still, if you like YM and don’t mind getting a lot of caffeine.
The lime one used to taste better. It tastes like diet soda now.
Tried their sparkling energy drinks. Not only a horrible flavor but absolutely flat.
Don’t like this trend of sparkling drinks not having any carbonation
The soda flavors are actually quite good, and better than LaCroix if you need to kick a soda habit.
Sparkling water is like my nicotine patch.
When I was cutting back on drinking I was going through a case of fizzy water a day. I visited my sister who bought a case to be supportive and when I finished it she was like “Jesus Christ? Where you drinking that many beers a day?”
“Not quite. But almost.”
I’ll have a dead billionaire please. Hell, pack a bunch of them in a case and send them my way.
Would you like our Compressed Package? We humanely pack them into a shoddy submarine to see the Titanic and live out their wildest dreams. Actual viewing of the Titanic not guaranteed.
Its helped a lot of people i know stop drinking so i think its good, if still bad because its produced under the current mode of production and the recycle rate can’t be 100%(but probably still better plastic unless you’re reusing and love PFAS(yes u can get plastic bottles that don’t expose you to as much))
This is from a scanner darkly iirc.
actually i would prefer if the billionaire was alive before being juiced so it doesn’t lose its critical mineral (right)s
Juiced and delivered same day preferably.














