My money’s on Tim Pool dying as part of a Taco Bell Listeria outbreak.
Alex Jones, no way that man has good blood pressure. Or maybe that Kermit the frog ass Canadian transphobe, name escapes me at the moment. But he’s def in a coma.
wtf did you just say about Kermit?!?
I was also struggling to remember Jordan Peterson’s name, shows how far his star has fallen, he’s basically occuping the same mindspace for me as other 2016-era hasbeens like Sargon of Akkad and Thunderf00t, lmao.
That’s maybe going a bit far. It’s pretty much all down to just his health failing and him not actually doing anything lately imo
joe biden
Nah, it’s close, but he dies 7 minutes after Farage of cancer, though it does get reported first.
Yeah his cancer has spread, his days are numbered
God I hope so…
Pete Hegseth will fall off an aircraft carrier. Not suicide, it will be an accident.
Falls over fumbling the flask of whiskey he keeps in his suit jacket while trying reach out and catch it.
A shooter targeting Trump will miss. 5 days later it will be announced that Mitch McConnell has died. In 2073, it will be confirmed that this actually happened on June 16th, making Nigel Farage the actual next person to die, of a heart attack the day after the McConnell announcement.
Trump dying of a heart attack on the shitter, Elvis Presley style, shortly after midnight on September 10th
What would be great. And the libs would be so confused the next day. They need to celebrate but it’s 9/11.
Ninja edit. Maybe Bluesky (and some of Reddit?) does “tomorrow” posting. They say stuff like “Tomorrow I’m gonna post so hard about you know what. But not today.”
some senator will do a Lindsey Graham in Saudi Arabia and get smoked by Ansarallah
i dont reveal my methods to people i cant trust
mitch mcconnell dies from someone tripping over his life support cables
Stop pretending he’s still alive!
mitch mcconnell dies of “already being dead for two months”
I would hope Nick Fuentes or Tucker Carlson cause they actually got a following and are dangerous.
I agree, but I think Tim will die in a silly comical way, like fall off his skateboard doing a trick he doesn’t actually know how to do but he does it anyway to prove he’s manly
A nazi is going to shoot
at a Charlie Kirk memorial event on September 10th.Please step toward the lathe
JKR. Just don’t buy anything Harry Potter. She would die of cancer.
The mold would get her first.
milo gets shipped back to UK, brags about how he got away with it and then proceeds to get dome’d from across the map to distract 2 countries at once
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