Used-car-salesman-ass name
“Come on down to Jorkin Depeanis’s used car and jet ski bonanza!”
His actual real name is boring as fuck. James David.
No offense to non-couch fucking James’, but I think we need to start calling him James instead of JD.
I’ve been doing that for a while. It is his name assigned at birth, after all. I also wish a reporter would call him that at a press conference, so when he corrects them they can call him out about his ‘preferred pronoun’.
Vice President Jimmy with the face meme
I call a cool fellow at work JD, his initials. When I realized what I was saying, I got sad because I liked that nickname for him. It was endearing for a while
Don’t let James ruin JD for everyone.
We should call him “Jimmy Dee” with a southern drawl.
Still not dorky enough, has to be the full Jaaaames.
He’s definitely compensating for something.
Joaquin de Peanitz
On the couch
On theTo the couch. FTFYOn the To theWith the couch. FTFYRule number 1, we don’t talk about Jorkin DePeanis
And definitely not Jorkin De Coaoch






