I’m going to become the next huge nutrition influencer with the DOGEless diet: you only eat food produced/packaged before the “Department Of Government Efficiency” gutted the FDA. Hope you like canned foods.

Actually, maybe it’ll be the perfect diet for Lemmy.

Ask your doctor if cyclospora is right for you!

It works from both sides. Demand goes down because the unsafe food is killing all of the potential buyers. And at the same time, without regulation, supply obviously goes up because they don’t have to remove food that previously wouldn’t have made the cut.

It’s the perfect strategy to reduce grocery prices if you’re a sociopath.