Since we’re going back to pre-victorian-era science in the US, stuff like this might become mainstream again. Time to buy now and get in on the ground floor!
I’m only interested if it can launch a 90kg infant over 300 meters
trying to imagine a 90kg infant… is the baby made of iron?
A baby elephant is about 90kg
Ohhhh. I forgot about non-human animals i guess
Hi Garrett, is this still available?
No lowball offers. I know what I’ve got
yoet ye childe
ich hab meine kindern geyöt 👍
I am glad Jim thirlwell is still kicking
Looks like a baby rocking machine.
no weirdos please.
Oh thank goodness. I thought it said baby EATer.
This looks unironically safer than the modern day counterparts, at least on this the aluminum won’t get workhardened and the only thing protecting the back of the baby’s head isn’t a piece of fabric
I would get my brother and compete who can launch the baby further (I’m a responsible uncle, otherwise I’d do it alone)








