“They get to have fun running around and jumping, but I get to be the first person to snap carrot on the moon!”

I was a devoted Apollo 11 follower as a kid, and I always thought that poor Michael Collins got a really raw deal.

My plan was to let the Control Capsule Pilot walk on the Moon on the next mission, after all, hadn’t they earned it? But alas, NASA did not accept my suggestion.

This must be what its like being in the same room as those stupid glasses.

He wants to Zucc your blood!