the Chinese
lists three products from the same company
why do americans call everything i? iphone, ipad, icloud. are they pirates?
I’d say they’re egocentric.
why do the Americans call everything Mc? McDouble, McFlurry, McNuggets. are they Scottish?
Ayatolla Xia Jingping, save us from the Great Satan!
Can we get an emoji?

how many steps removed from a real picture of a real guy can we get? I want to see Shia chad Xi join the IRA next.

There we go!!!
Why do the Japanese call everything Don Quixote? Are they fans of Spanish chivalry?
And why do they think Don Quixote was a penguin? These questions must be answered.
The apocryphal one-thousand-and-second Arabian night was all about Shaherezad inventing drop shipping via magic carpet. The Chinese like that story, I guess.








