I’m gonna live a virtuous life so I can get into heaven and then find you and beat you
I’m gonna live a sinful life so I can get into hell and find ronald reagan and beat him.
What if the true heaven’s bliss is to have the right to beat Reagan? While people in hell are showed a Reagan replica having a very good time, not knowing it’s a replica?
This is some Good Place level shit, man.
I should watch this show one day. It seems cool.
Can recommend. Just, uh, don’t watch the ending if you’re struggling with not wanting to live any more. They touch on how immortality is awfully boring after awhile and people should be able to choose to hit the off switch.
You forgot to say “off” again
That’s not how you get into Christian heaven though is it?
You gotta be real a real sub for Jesus to get into (one of many different versions of) Christian heaven. And remember, God loves you unconditionally, which is why if you don’t love him back, he will torture you in hell forever.
god is a crazy girlfriend?
Only a very specific kind of Christianity teaches this.
Yes and no. It depends on what you call a “virtuous life”. If it means “a morally perfect one”, it’s indeed not.
