i recently applied to go from a contractor to an internal employee and got the official job offer last week. my drug test is tomorrow and the form says its an oral fluids test, which i will pass, but i have this gnawing anxiety that ill go in and they spring a urine test on me (i would not pass this). i have powdered urine from testclear, and ive used it before and passed a urine test two years ago, but this test will be given on the jobsite and will be harder to pull off.
wish me luck that its a saliva test, i really dont want to lose this job :(
Water balloon filled with warm clean pee (real or fake) is my go to. I warm it up beforehand by getting a hot water at a gas station and dipping it in there, maybe inside a ziplock to insulate. Then put it in my underwear against my leg to keep it body temperature (make sure you don’t sit on it and pop it).
Bring in a thumb tac as well and pop the piss balloon in the cup and smuggle the balloon wrapper out the same way you brought it in.
If anyone’s wondering how to fill the water balloon, the answer is Turkey baster