i recently applied to go from a contractor to an internal employee and got the official job offer last week. my drug test is tomorrow and the form says its an oral fluids test, which i will pass, but i have this gnawing anxiety that ill go in and they spring a urine test on me (i would not pass this). i have powdered urine from testclear, and ive used it before and passed a urine test two years ago, but this test will be given on the jobsite and will be harder to pull off.
wish me luck that its a saliva test, i really dont want to lose this job :(
One time I taped a pouch with a friend’s urine to my thigh, but forgot to account for the tension that the tape would put upon the pouch. Thus when I opened it piss gushed out all over my underwear and jeans which were around my ankles. Then I had to go back to work in piss covered pants. Anyway I passed the drug test, so gl comrade
Did anyone ask why you were covered in piss or did you just play it cool?
I played cool
most people feel too awkward to ask, you can use this to get away with things sometimes.
Getting away with soiling myself like a boss 😎
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=siCNdfH9U40