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- The Gulf of America
- Lake America
- Super Intelligence
- New America
helldivers wasn’t satirical enough
Like 50% of the playerbase are chuds who unironically support fascism, same as 40k. The only way around this is to require buyers to pass a written exam about the state and revolution before being allowed to play.
Duh. Already a problem with the starship trooper film.
come get your warmed-over reruns ya fuckin hogs
It is kind of amazing how badly he fucked everything up and now he’s like “look over there! it’s named america!!” meanwhile it’s like this
What episode is that from? I think that was the last one I saw. Been meaning to pick it up again.
Pretty certain it’s from the movie Naked Gun but I haven’t seen it in years, since I was a kid.
yeah it’s from one of the Naked Gun movies, not certain offhand which one
It’s from the first one
Oh shit lol there is a scene in The Good Place that has to be a reference to this scene because I totally did not notice this was Naked Gun.
Did we call it?
I think we called it
I know someone here called it when he “renamed” Lake Ontario or the Gulf of Mexico, I just can’t remember who/which post
So much shit happening over all this time
Someone lathed it but like, just kinda tapped the lathe, didn’t fully use the lathe.
The most surprising thing is that it took until halfway thru his second term
a decade ago I thought he’d have renamed the country to the united states of trump by now
He’s been getting mocked since the 80’s for renaming everything after himself, and not without reason
You’d think the name ending in a vowel would have set him off years ago.
Oh shit! We’re not York or Jersey either! So…let’s see…New America, Newer America, and Newest America! Yeah, I like the sound of that!good thing he probably doesn’t know York or Jersey are real places
He literally complained a few months ago about the name of New York because “there’s no such thing as Old York.”
Unlike the other re-naming projects which were just Google and Apple changing the names on a couple maps, millions of people actually live in New Mexico. There’s a huge bureaucracy built using that name. Just the sheer logistical hurdle of changing all the letterhead and flags makes this is non-feasible. Trump can rage all he wants but there’s no way this goes through because it’s too much work. America doesn’t make anything any more, everybody is a lazy failchild imposter. We can’t do it. We can’t change all the paperwork.
50% chance he tries the DOD renaming route, but instead of Department of Defense: Department of War, its New Mexico: New America. He’ll get his map where it says New America and forget about it
This fucking guyWe are not Mexico, we are the United States of America! The name would add great value and prestige to the State! Home Values and Incomes would rise, and you would be even prouder while saluting our beautiful American Flag! Maybe even the Crooked Elections, that New Mexico is known for, would become honest again!
Oh my gooood dude, just call it New America and shut up
I’m going to assume this isn’t real. However, the idea that more nationalism is the key to resolving your material problems is very on-brand for really any prominent American politician.
This almost comes off as one of the Groyper podcasters in his cabinet doing a bit. I don’t think even Trump is this dumb.
Hell yeah just taking shots at New Mexico for no reason I love it.
no reason?
absolutely sauceless
Someone tell him that nearly every major city has a Chinatown.
Americatown
Little America
His team must be having election problems. Lemme see…
Well what if I just rename you to New America!
What’s the new abbreviation gonna be?
NA
Well, it needs one, doesn’t it?
Or course
So what’s it gonna be?
NA
So the abbreviation is not applicable?
Oh, it’s very applicable
Okay then what is it?
NA
I hope he decides to rename everything after himself or America, would be so funny to see 15 different states that are all just variations on “America” and another two dozen variations of “Trump”
