okay buddy pay up
👌

No famine please

Not like it was smooth sailing before then
Or after, if I recall.
Hopefully that counteracts this leek of ill omens, but it’s probably unaffected by the grapes of wrath
Wonder how it works against the rutabaga of callous indifference.

Nelson studied comedy under Gallagher

It’s that Gallagher or Gallagher?
yes
Maybeeeeeeee
Potato acknowledged
Potato acknowledgement and worshiped!
(Insert vague recollection of dangers of worhipping false golden idols. Bah! It’ll be fine.)
If this doesn’t work I’m gonna be so mad.
All prayers to the god of starch will be answered.
So this is Yukon Gold
Potato of luck acknowledged
ACKNOWLEDGE POTATO.
Luck of the Irish
Please.
Please please please.
A fat oompa-loompa’s obituary on the front page of every newspaper on earth.
I gaze upon you, Golden Potato, with hopeless, empty eyes…
Please.
Please.Seconded. All hail potato, bringer of good news
Please mr potato I really need this
Your prayers have been aknowledged, please pay the fee to DJTdeathfund@gov.us
You know what, fuck it, I’m pretty desperate for good news. I see you Golden Potato, I see you…
I, too, am desperate for good news
I saw you post and it gave me hope, this is your good news moment.
You know what? I have more faith in this golden potato than I do humanity. So go, golden potato. Do your thing.
As a senior galactic acolite and close member of the potato family, we aknowledge your prayers.
Better results than I ever got from Catholicism…
Potato not global yet, systems have there own disfuntion.
And FUCK the catholic church, they alowed and were systematic in covering up abuse in my Family and Church.
Fuck them, Fuck religion.








