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It’s the sound of a broken ankle and falling face-first onto the floor.
Especially because the front of the “shoe” doesn’t have the weight on the balls of the feet or the toes. It looks like your toes would be dangling just above where the front of the shoe meets the floor, with all the weight on your heel.
These are ridiculously badly designed high heels on top of them being a silly joke. Just look at the angles and how a persons feet would sit in them. Super uncomfortable, not reasonably walkable.
“hightide heel” they nailed the title
Looks good, looks good…
Wow! 😍
I already heard it, I used to work in an office with a woman PM that had a taste for expensive shoes.
My favourite were the backwards high heels, where there was no heel, but a part jutting backwards from the balls of her feet.
You’d know she was snooping around the dev bullpen because you’d hear the CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK
That’s got to be playing on hard mode.
Underwater defense stiletto.
I was in a band of that name. We mostly played Bikini Kill covers and Polish language doom metal.
Wow, small world, that’s pretty cool!
Fr or shitpost?
Great comment either way
I’ll give you three guesses and the first two don’t count.
First guess: Slovakia
Second Guess: only when hungry
Third guess: I made it up
Imposter! Youre not viking hippie!
Get outta here emu shoo
There’s a song about this:
I wanna see the outtakes from Honey Don’t with these things instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZXpg-G_Prw
I feel like the sound of the toe hitting the ground would be spelled “pap.”
But if you wear them to a party and some jerk pushes you into the pool, you’re golden
A look that says, hey aquatic friends, it’s just underwater chic.
Pretty sure FKA Twigs was wearing these
Click,fwap,click,fwap,clung,bang,screams,crying,sirens
