The pfp looks wildly young. This is oddly timely with the caller that called into EITM this morning who sounded like a middle schooler but was really some 50 year old pickle ball champion.
I need to get iHeartRadio. I sometimes miss Elliot and crew. Grew up on DC101 bc my dad always listened to it.
Olive Garden: When you’re here yo-hey, what’s she doing with that breadstick?
That’s what the breadsticks are for, isn’t it?
Hell yeah masturbation! A man’s private time to get er done!
That’s not what they mean by “unlimited breadsticks”!!
Which olive garden is it, so that I don’t accidentally go there every night for the next few weeks?
Dinner and a show!
Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s.
One way to use those endless bread sticks.
I don’t know. Sounds like a yeast infection waiting to happen.
Turning them breadsticks into sourdough bread, win win
Men sure have a lot of misconceptions regarding what things women find pleasurable.
You sure have a lot of misconceptions regarding men and general humor.
Perhaps read the community name. That should help explain the situation.
Hey! I’ll have you know I love sticking breadsticks in my hole! (They are tasty!)
The sign said “no shirt, no shoes, no service.” It didn’t say anything about no fucksaw.
I’ll have what she’s having?
I assume the unlimited breadsticks
I am the Bone of my Baguette
Dough is my Body and Yeast is my Blood.
I have created over a Thousand Breads,
Unknown to Death,
Nor known to Life.
Have withstood Pain to create many Loaves
Yet those Hands will never hold Anything. So, as I Pray–
Unlimited Breadsticks
For some reason i read this as being sung by Deathklok
“I AM BE DANGEROUS NOW” etc etc
Fated comment
You’re putting them in your mouth… right?
For a start
Where do I finish?
Would you believe it? Also mouth
Fuck. Now I want fucking breadsticks
Stuffed shells with clam sauce?
“When you’re here, you’re family”
And their family is real sick of the loud masturbation.
Step-family
What are you doing step-server?
That’s why I shit with the stall door open there.
Calm down Torretto
olive garden? This is a Wendy’s.
🙋♂️
Can I go anywhere other than Olive Garden or does it have to be another Olive Garden?Needs more pepper and Parmesan.
This genius is a big H3 fan so this is probably not a shitpost but an admission
