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Looks like it’s time to don ye olde steel-toed shit-kickers, grab a metal bat and put a nice hole in that celestial glass ceiling.
The trick is to buy a few of their stocks, so you create some of your own value and when they have an annual meeting, you show up to eat all their snacks and steal their pens and toilet paper.
I bought the stocks then they dropped 30%. I guess I’m not doing a good enough job of increasing shareholder value.
the real value was the toilet paper we stole along the way.
jk it’s the 5 cents dividend per year.
