My take: Start a company that markets slides as a “Quick Response” tool like firefighter’s poles, install them in police stations with federal grants. Tout the “Tactical” black paint and Teflon-coated interior as a “Rapid Deployment Force Multiplier” that lets the piggies get to their surplus MRAPs as fast as possible.
There must be some way to exploit this intel.
My take: Start a company that markets slides as a “Quick Response” tool like firefighter’s poles, install them in police stations with federal grants. Tout the “Tactical” black paint and Teflon-coated interior as a “Rapid Deployment Force Multiplier” that lets the piggies get to their surplus MRAPs as fast as possible.