• Poison_Ivy [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    10 months ago

    Gruesome Gavin should be more focused on forming the California Caliphate and blowing up the mountain passes into the Forbidden West from the savages in the Savage East rather than wasting time on frivolous “elections”

    • Beaver [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      10 months ago

      I am Governor Gavin Newsom

      My hair is slick and my aura gruesome

      Soon, I will be president

      I will command all of you

      Your kids will be woke in school

      I will be Führer one day

      California über alles