Uh, uh -po, I mean, sorry Jack, po- um, hippopotamus? No, I mean, uh hippo, hypochondriac, I’m sorry Jack, my mind’s not what it used to be. We used to uh, down by the pool, um, now hold on a minute.
Now, uh, hold on just an hour - I mean a second, sorry a, um, you know the thing. I’ll say your uh, sentence - um, word, yes. Po-, um, potential. You have potential. You’re just as bright as a white kid. We can, no - um, you should, I mean - you can, yes, you’ll light up your high school gym . Just like uh, Auntie Cornpop’s ice cream car. I mean truck.
tomato?
FUCKING TOMATO
DONT FUCKING STUTTER YOU FUCKING TWINK SAY POTATO RIGHT NOW
ONE MORE CHANCE
DONT MAKE ME DO IT
SAY IT
IM GONNA BIDEN BLAST YOU INTO A SWISS PANINI IF YOU DONT SAY THE WORD POTATO RIGHT NOW
…ow, owie, I’m hit!