Maxim 1: Pillage, then burn.

Nice watch, now whats your excuse for being late?

Yeah i goût that, i think everyvody or most got it too. I m going 'lfor is after venting. Life sucks, just enjoy it. After thé poop phase it will ne endless questions, then homeworks, then messy Rooms, then i hâte you, then can i take thé car, then … And Every phase youll wish for thé next zone to Côme ans miss thé previous. Enjoy now. That diaper ils not juste gross ans smelly, its epic! Thé acrid mustard like substance that crawled up all thé way to thé pijama shoulders ils a tale to retold for ages. You are a god to a méat bundle of needs.

Let go of your anger. That potato bas done absolutely nothing to you. Yours and your partner choices led to this. Now live with it. Isbitbhard ans exhaustng ? Yes absolutely, breath, think and lovevthat little ball of complète helplessness. To quote a famous singer. We all got shit to eat in life, happiness is juste a matter of appetite.

Heres thé song, i sang that a lot while rocking m’y kids over nights may it help you… https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=w2MGfsM74Rw

Or crémation on wheels.

Une chance que j’ai cancelé mon prime quand amazon a fermé ses entrepôts .

Try “just peanuts” for a while, once you get used to it, you will find thé industrial stuff tasteless.

Carney sucks ass on this Iran war situation. Specifically Trumps’s ass. I dont care about the iranian régime, but as usual its thé population paying.

Got 12, but i also slow down to yell “Grosses vaches” when driving by cows. (Fat cow)

I dont know about Gog, but Magog ils not where they expect it, https://www.ville.magog.qc.ca/ its rather Nice too.

Trump next step https://youtube.com/shorts/KYEatfhkckM?

That would be the median.

awh comon I just installed it for the first time, what’s wrong with Manjaro?

Go for the eyes Boo, go for the eyes!

Im halfway between Baymax and pillsburry doughboy. Wearing this, id probably get identified as an oïl réserve.

You chose to be consistantly wrong ?

Oui, bien-sûr.

Also have one. I keep placing it among the réal eggs. it got boiled once . wife ans kids triéd to crack it a few times. Latest win was placing it in my daughter’s makeup kit. It looks a lot l’îke one of her spongy thingy.

Poutine is Québécoise.

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