Have one of these trees near my house and fucking HATE it. My dogs keep getting the balls in their feet pads! It creates a huge mess (and it’s not even on my property where I could remove it!)
A guy says to his wife: “Thanks to that new scale you bought, I always know how much I poop!”
Wife: "So you step on the scale before you poop, go to the toilet, step on the scale again and the difference is the weight of your poop?”
He: “Oh, yeah, I guess you could also do it that way…”
Mine are mostly 4s, unless I don’t drink a lot of water then they’re 1s or 3s. You?
ITT: People letting an internet stranger make them pick their nose in synchrony.
Pfft, I was already picking my nose
This is missing a picture of a razor blade paired with a leg bone sticking out after a compound fracture.
Personally I was looking for decomposed granite
currently 6
Update: it’s 5 now. Progress!
Thats sick! Lol
Man, ya’ll can fit with just one?
I’ve got 2 around the outside with 4 in the middle and 5 in the back dripping down my throat
Fuck sinus infections.
I would say barbed wire but pringel is closest on this chart
Same. Something with spikes.
Used tampon, because my nose bled from the dry hot air.
man we’re so lucky in the PNW… it’s been mild and downright cool all summer so far. Shit’s gonna hit the fan come july but oof - low of 48 and high of 62… life on easy mode
I’m worried about all y’all 3s
Crunchy on the outside, gummy in the middle. What’s wrong with that? It’s like fried mozzarella and just as salty.
Nothing wrong, just my sinuses hurt when my bogies get like that
Hey, it’s free organic soap
None of the above but when I sniffle it in and down my throat the whole back of my mouth goes numb and I start aggressively pitching 6 different business ideas at the same time.
Ever since getting COVID in 2020 my nose is basically 2 like 70% of the time. Painfully dry, completely useless at filtering anything. It depends greatly on the humidity and temperature though. In spring/summer it tends to behave a bit better.
Like a pizza fresh out the oven - gooey and even sticky on one side, crusty on the other
the ones that are 4.5 and it feels like you’re pulling it out of your brain…
3for now
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