No fucking way is this real, I refuse to believe it

There was one point a year or two ago when Youtube was always interrupting my search results with shorts featuring gore or fucked up medical shit like harlequin ichthyosis. It made searching for anything so unpleasant I had to install some script to remove shorts entirely

I don’t get the hard-on Youtube has for fucking with the search result page

Just imagining dumbass chuds sitting in front of computers using grok to turn their disgusting freak idols into anime characters to own the libs is so bleak

None of them are talented enough to make authentic fanart so they resort to this slop and think they’re just as awesome as genuine artists

That’s the thing though, the shit that gets arbitrarily shoved into your search results seems to be unaffected by Youtube’s general algorithm and there’s no way to get rid of them

that love interest was also a jewel thief, which is even funnier.

That did make her kinda cool though

reading these novels (or sherlock holmes) is a bit like being beaten in the face with a churchill

Could be worse…

The obviously foreign character of Poirot is definitely used to poke fun at Brits and their racist insular attitudes

Of course, there’s also the episode where the disappeared Russian servant of a rich old lady is suspected of murdering her and being a Soviet agent. Poirot figures out this can’t be the case because he finds a bunch of Orthodox religious paraphernalia and a picture of Nicholas II in her bedroom and it turns out that she is actually the Good Kind of Russian: an aristocrat who fled after her family lost their holdings to and is now forced to live under a false name and work as a servant. At the end she gets the old lady’s inheritance and can resume her upper class lifestyle and hopes that someday Russia too can be truly free. Poirot’s only love interest was also an exiled Russian noble who missed living in a mansion

lmao, he’s retired now? I remember hearing about him setting up his own company after he left Bungie but before his chudness became known. Guess nobody wanted to work with him because he’s such a massive piece of shit

Though apparently he bought the rights to the cancelled Six Days in Fallujah game at some point, presumably to suck off da troops

But where’s the avenue for rent seeking in that

Also the users can pretend to be creative and stick it to real artists at the same time

Get a cane from Ali along with your bucketful of Ukrainian medals, fake a limp and a bad Russian accent and you could probably get a few bucks from Mark Hamill

This post was meant to be a reply to ghosts

No posting medal for me

I’m just confused who these are for. Who’s buying fake Ukrainian medals off AliExpress and for what purpose

Don’t worry, PC gamers will still get …Marathon and all their other upcoming live service flops. Oh

He could’ve gone for “Generic Buxom Fantasy Wench” from the cover of any old RPG that would have at least fit the art style and setting better but for some bizarre reason the direction he went was 2000s porn star with massive fake boobs and tons of plastic surgery

Lost Odyssey already lets you change between English and Japanese voices, or at least the European copy I have does. I think it might have had lip-syncing issue with the Japanese dub or maybe I’m thinking of Asura’s Wrath or something

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Funnily enough, in-universe they’ve been been saying Snake looks like a crusty old guy since MGS1

Japanese beauty standards, man

They also had very anime character designs that they tried to make look good in a photorealistic game and it was kind of a mixed bag. At least Dante was supposed to look older

I was joking and there’s nothing wrong with his face in a vacuum but he just does not give MGS2 Raiden vibes. He kinda looks like a clean-shaven Geralt in Raiden cosplay

Speaking of cosplay, there’s something about the suit that’s off, like it’s bought from Temu or something

I saw someone say he looks more like Christopher Lambert as Raiden in the first Mortal Kombat movie and it’s kind of accurate

They also made the MGS HD Collection that launched on Xbox 360 and PS3 in 2011 before they were acquired by Sony and that the Master Collection versions are still based on