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My son, Grabonzo is such a bean that he would order soybeanis milk and bigbeanbatty when we went to dinner in a beanis bbq.
Ah yes, he annoyed the wait staff and didn’t get what he wanted anyway. Badass!
Me before reading the name: “damn this guy is a fucking loser”
Me after seeing it’s musk: “well I wasn’t wrong”
My son, Norseman, is so smart. We went to McDonalds and he ordered Masala Dosa. The line was delayed 20min as the staff argued they don’t serve that there.
This seems like a good way to get the waitstaff to spit in your food
I worked in a bakery once and the slightest annoyance from a belligerent customer would cause my coworkers to put pubes in the dough. I always always try to be nice to service workers, especially people touching something I’m gonna eat
In all my years working at a restaurant, I only fucked with one tables food. But they really, really deserved it.
The best way to do it is to make it crap, but technically competently enough that they can’t complain. Nothing pisses them off more than when they can’t actually find anything to complain about.
brb i gotta go be an asshole at a bakery
I was gonna say what restaurants are you going to where no child has ever ordered milk but Elon Musk probably has access to nicer restaurants than I do, I dunno. What makes that based though? Even through an Elon logic filter it doesn’t make sense
Saxon is 20.
Oh God fucking damn it. I thought you were being hilarious because it would make the precocious things that this obviously 9-year old child is saying sounds terminally insufferable. Fuck me with a garden hose I hate it here.
Damn, I thought that that was a joke, but it is true. I assumed he was a younger one both due to the behavior, but also because he has “right-wing based name” instead of sci-fi/X-based names that he had with other children. Also, if you are already going to go with Saxon, why isn’t one of his brothers named Anglo.
From “idk this might be kinda cute” to “he deserves to stand alongside his father, against the wall” in 3 words.
My current favorite adult son Saxon is so based. Ever since I wrote the latest draft on my will when we eat together he will always order weird and specific food for himself and will not even touch the food I eat, even though it all tastes of almonds all of a sudden. Based and hilarious!
vivian is the smartest person in this family
common trans w
My son saxon is so based, he discovered you can pour juice of cursed hebenon and receive 100 billion glasses of milk at once.
Taking my son, Anglo, to an ice cream truck and he ordered a beef wellington. Epic win!
The most pathetic man on the planet.
Wow so based making food service workers feel uncomfortable
Yeah I think kids get a pass on not understanding this, but I can only assume Elon looked at the server after this and expected them to acquiesce, instead of, you know, parenting.
Also a kid ordering something weird at a restaurant is a low tier example of ‘kids say the darndest’ things and is in no way ‘based’.
The kid he’s talking about is 20, though
Lmao no way. I was picturing a 3 year old.
Same thing when I first saw this
It really is amazing how incredibly unfunny this man is.
Is this goddamn clown man still on the whole “milk = white supremacy” thing
Worse. He discovered it last week.
My son, Saxon, has sensory issues and only likes to eat a few things. Rather than accommodate him, I treat him as a form of personal entertainment and take him to restaurants he can’t eat at.
Neurodivergence is genetic it turns out.
