And all of them have good enough opsec to never acknowledge their dad with terrible opsec.
I consider you all my children
Hey its me ur child, please send ten thousand dollars in bitcoin
Sorry, all I have is a ton of iTunes gift cards, is that ok??
What not even Amazon gift cards ? ARE YOU FOR FUCKING REAL? YOU ARE NOT MY REAL DAD !
Thank you father I am the grateful child and will take the cards. Please send the codes to [email protected]
Actually I am his long lost uncle and I would take 10k in diamonds or cash. Thanks in advance.
Dad pls stop doing this and come home. We miss you.
No.
What you mean: probably teen/adult children
What I picture: actual toddlers posting on Hexbear about the Sino-Soviet split with perfect comprehension of events but toddler grammar and spelling.
actual toddlers posting on Hexbear about the Sino-Soviet split with perfect comprehension of events
I don’t see how this is different from normal Hexbear.
Suicidal FBI Agent
Hey dad
Hey Jason.
Father I cannot click downvote
Hello sir, we have never met before but I was wondering if we could have pizza for dinner tonight? Please?
We’re having bean and potato chili with cornbread, we’ve been over this.
yo, dad, can you send my allowance to my monero address?
88kHYFbBtyYTAVt12nnQ1R7ZdfeoDXaRscWumTBhre5cSdKTmAEsU14YDBfRzpXPcHjXjHpkL7R8LUsNDu6zK83zDawf2P9
Aqua Teen Force
Wait is this guy in this picture the same guy as
? Also that’s a wack ass jacket.So telling my cool anarcho communist coworker about hexbear would be bad opsec, right?
