Femboy bureau of investigations
I think it’s fem-bi. Coalition of female-presenting bisexuals.
I’m an anarchist which means doing the opposite of what the law tells me, that means im goign to be straight this month.
My partner has argued for years that nobody is straight because gender is so fluid anyway and I have slowly come around to that argument so honestly you’re all safe.
They also think nobody is cis either and I’m still working on that one but I’m coming around to it too. Gender being a construct anyway makes the things that define themselves based on that construct even more unclear.
but muh self referential essentialism tho
pro tip: when the FBI comes to take you away just say “oh yeah investigate me daddy” and they’ll have to move along
send em to the GAYlag
Oh shit. Oh fuck.