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  • johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world
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    I thought they were bagels with an entire block of cream cheese at first.

    • GreatRam@lemmy.world
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      Pretty much New York bagels

      • SuperSaiyanSwag@lemmy.zip
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        That’s literally what I thought the caption was gonna be about when I saw the pic

      • remer@lemmy.worldBanned
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        🤤

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      deleted by creator

  • GrayBackgroundMusic@lemm.ee
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    Why is this in funny? It should be in !foodporn@lemmy.world or something.

    • BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world
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      Rather:

      !stupidfood@lemmy.world

      • GrayBackgroundMusic@lemm.ee
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        That works, lol.

  • thesporkeffect@lemmy.world
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    Now deep fry that whole jawn and we’re talkin’

    • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      'Murican spotted

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    • Coskii@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      You can’t be out here frying them jawns with any old batter either. It needs to be either cake or cornbread batter.

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    • dditty@lemm.ee
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      And put it on a stick

  • Dabundis@lemmy.world
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    This image made my teeth hurt

    • shastaxc@lemm.ee
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      If sugar makes your teeth hurt you should see a dentist

      • Dabundis@lemmy.world
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        It’s the cold that makes my teeth hurt

        • Alexstarfire@lemmy.world
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          Believe it or not, also should see a dentist.

          • Dabundis@lemmy.world
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            I’ll mention it next time I’m there

            • the_artic_one@programming.dev
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              The prescription toothpaste they give you for tooth sensitivity really works but make sure you like the flavor you pick because you need to skip rinsing after you brush to for it to have time to sink in.

              Totally worth it to be able to bite into whatever food you want without waiting for it to come to near room temperature.

              • Dabundis@lemmy.world
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                For me it’s really more that i’m annoyed by the careful maneuver of trying to get an ice cold drink to flow past my teeth without touching them too much.

  • apocalypticat@lemmy.world
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    What’s the term for “cankles”, but for the wrists?

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      forearm+wrist = …forist ? fist ??

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        forearm + hand = fand? … harm?

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        • Pulptastic@midwest.social
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          Fand it is.

        • rustyj@lemmy.world
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          Foreharmed?

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            consider yourself foreharmed

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    Try this-

    Get 2 Eggo (or similar) waffles and toast them

    Quickly spread some softened ice cream on them and make a sandwich

    Enjoy

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      Saving this

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        Blueberry Eggos and vanilla ice cream was one of my favorite combos

        Edit: also homestyle buttermilk waffles with pumpkin ice cream

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    But warm donut would make the ice cream melt

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      But there’s about a 10 second window where it will be one of the best things you ever put in your mouth.

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        I was told the same…

    • Grass@sh.itjust.works
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      i make bread with chestnut honey, and serve it toasted with ice cream as an ice cream sandwich. it’s god tier.

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    This is what obesity* is about

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      You can occasionally enjoy things like this and not be obese

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        Look at the amount of fuckin ham that’s gripping those doughnuts like their arteries are seizing up already

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        Nobody “occasionally” eats shit like this. If you eat healthy you will be disgusted at the sight of this.

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          lmfao, I eat very healthily, I work out every other day pretty damn hard. And I would chow the fuck down on this thing. I LOVE food, it is the sole reason I spend most the time eating healthy and working out, so that I can indulge on wild shit like this and not feel bad about it.

      • ObjectivityIncarnate@lemmy.world
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        I don’t know that one is capable of even seriously entertaining doing this, much less actually doing it, unless there’s an eating disorder brewing, at least, lol

        • petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          Eating a donut? Or eating the ice cream?

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    My teeth hurt if i look at this.

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    Definitely missing the deep fry step.

    Also why is this posted here…

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      I mean, deep-fried ice cream is a thing. I don’t see why you couldn’t incorporate a donut component as well.

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    Holy diabeetus. I can feel my pancreas failing just looking at this image.

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    It’s not as good as Italian gelato served in a sweet brioche bun, but it’ll have to do

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      • eatthecake@lemmy.world
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        I want brioche donuts soooo much

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    If I wasn’t diabetic and I saw this at a fair or carnival, I’d be sorely tempted to try it.

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      If I wasn’t diabetic and I saw this at a fair or carnival, I’d be sorely tempted to try it.

      thus explaining the source of the diabetes

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        It didn’t help that I have several risk factors, but yeah eating this sort of thing all the time in my youth wasn’t a smart decision.

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      Same. I’d get one for my gf and steal a bite tho

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    Is this an android ad?

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      Am I missing something? This seems pretty phone-agnostic to me.

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        Prior to version 10, Android releases were given names that were various sweets/desserts. Examples included Ice Cream Sandwich, Nougat, and Oreo.

        I think OP is joking that Warm Glazed Donut Ice Cream Sandwich could be an Android version name.

        More info: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Android_version_history

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          Explained it very well, thank you. Couldn’t have done it better :)

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        Ice cream sandwich was the name for an android version.

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    I was excited that someone finally got the bagel to cream cheese ratio right. Now I’m disappointed.

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