You hear some chud biker behind you yelling “Fuck yea disturbbeddd!!!” His breath smells of cheap vodka.
I draw my great sword.
this is not a situation I will ever find myself in
land of confusionNot me, I show up at a concert low as balls.
That sounds like an inguinal hernia.
well yeah that’s what I would expect at a disturbed concert
I am forced to assume everyone is a non-chud until proven otherwise as a coping mechanism for living in an utterly evil society, so I smile at his enthusiasm and maybe chat with him until he starts telling me about how the Jewish alien demon lizards are going to come for my children
THE SOUND OF SILENCE BEGINS TO PLAY
“Hello Darkness My old friend…”
I’m going to be honest, I have no idea what cheap vodka smells like compared to expensive vodka. How do you tell the difference?
One just has a harsher rubbing alcohol smell than usual. Gives you a hangover just from inhaling the fumes
As someone who drinks good vodka straight, that cheap stuff is awful. Like nail polish remover, almost.
Okay Mr money 💰
I’m kidding, he’s not wrong I don’t drink good vodka, but I get bartons and it’s absolutely foul
Was teasing you bud, you know me. God you.described cheap vodka perfectly though
Oh, I naturally assumed so. I’m not much of a drinker so luckily a $30-40 bottle of vodka lasts me a year.
Well, I heard people can’t tell the difference if they are drunk enough.
I love all vodkas, both cheap and free.
my dad took me to a kid rock concert when i was 14/15 and made me do drugs with him so i guess it’s kinda the same
I’m eating another edible cookie. Y’all want one?
And that’s when you realize this is why the terrorists hate us: because of our freedom.
No. No I do not.
many such cases
I look behind me slowly… my mouth agape in confusion… too stoned to react to it
