Yeah I want to get a cage at some point. My dick is too big, I’ve thought about this a lot before and I would feel infinitely happier with a smaller dick. But also the thought of making my dick smaller gets me too excited and all of a sudden I’m rock hard.
Also, can’t work out in a cage, you ever heard a transwoman play DDR?
Also the best way I can describe the whole ordeal with the cage is the hulk ripping through his clothes. Like the ring that goes around everything is the shorts and the peen shield(actual cage part) is the shirt.
I forgot the name of the ghost from a Christmas Carol(e?), the one that worked with scrooge. I imagine it’d sound like that if they had a metal cage. Just wear MORE jingly things, they’ll never know. I have to imagine it though because I missed the memo on ddr and fast footwork in general. It’s not my thing but I might at least get an agility ladder or something similar (maybe jump rope? Again not a thing I did as a kid and I definitely have trauma from failing to do jumping jacks properly after a hiatus from kindergarten or 1st grade to 5th grade. (Used to) Only know fast (running) in a given direction and no fall down (or redirect inertia when do).
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Yeah I want to get a cage at some point. My dick is too big, I’ve thought about this a lot before and I would feel infinitely happier with a smaller dick. But also the thought of making my dick smaller gets me too excited and all of a sudden I’m rock hard.
Also, can’t work out in a cage, you ever heard a transwoman play DDR?
Also the best way I can describe the whole ordeal with the cage is the hulk ripping through his clothes. Like the ring that goes around everything is the shorts and the peen shield(actual cage part) is the shirt.
I forgot the name of the ghost from a Christmas Carol(e?), the one that worked with scrooge. I imagine it’d sound like that if they had a metal cage. Just wear MORE jingly things, they’ll never know. I have to imagine it though because I missed the memo on ddr and fast footwork in general. It’s not my thing but I might at least get an agility ladder or something similar (maybe jump rope? Again not a thing I did as a kid and I definitely have trauma from failing to do jumping jacks properly after a hiatus from kindergarten or 1st grade to 5th grade. (Used to) Only know fast (running) in a given direction and no fall down (or redirect inertia when do).