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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to hmmm@lemmy.world · 7 months ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to hmmm@lemmy.world · 7 months ago
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  • Amanduh@lemm.ee
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    7 months ago

    Yeah but if a tree slams into the strap and breaks it

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      7 months ago

      Those straps aren’t going to break.

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        Look man I’m not a sciencologist but if a big ol tree smacks into that strap maybe the strap doesn’t break but the metal tie downs? Idk man doesn’t seem like it would work out well for the house or straps

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          A 2" wide straps is supposed to fail at about 10,000 pounds/4500kg of static load. The nylon strap will fail long before the metal hardware does, and the roof is going to fail before either of those do. If a large enough object fell on the strap, the most probable scenario is that the strap would end up acting like a wire cutter to the roof.

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            7 months ago

            I believe you

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              6 months ago

              Welcome to Costco.

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                6 months ago

                Wat

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                  It sounded kinda like the “welcome to Costco, I love you” from Idiocracy and that character has the best vibe.

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          You could use those straps to lift a large tree up in the air with a crane

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            I need an after picture of this house stat

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      It’ll trampoline off into the neighbor’s house.

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      It might break the roof. Those straps are nearly as wide as that truck’s brake lights, i don’t see them snapping so easily.

    • KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.comBanned
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      homie these straps are probably rated for a tree falling on it lol

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        Ok but what about 20 trees and a lot of debris?

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          7 months ago

          ur house is probably part of the debris by then lmao

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