Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 7 months agoI'm impressed, I haven't even heard of this happening in Amerikkkan "healthcare"hexbear.netimagemessage-square66linkfedilinkarrow-up1201arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up1200arrow-down1imageI'm impressed, I haven't even heard of this happening in Amerikkkan "healthcare"hexbear.netPosadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square66linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squarequeermunist she/her@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32·7 months agoPut a card reader on all the exits. If patients can’t afford to leave, put them to work in the kitchens or changing bed pans.
minus-squareTheDoctor [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·7 months agoFinally, a solution to the nursing shortage
minus-squareVILenin [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·7 months agoAnd if they’re unable to work we can kill them and use their corpses as fertilizer!
minus-squarequeermunist she/her@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·7 months agoThis is a hospital! Use their body parts as replacements for other patients. For a fee, of course.
Put a card reader on all the exits. If patients can’t afford to leave, put them to work in the kitchens or changing bed pans.
Finally, a solution to the nursing shortage
And if they’re unable to work we can kill them and use their corpses as fertilizer!
This is a hospital!
Use their body parts as replacements for other patients.
For a fee, of course.