My ravens won’t sit still. Also my eye patch itches like crazy!
Mostly having both my eyes and modern hygiene.
Misplaced my gungnir. When I find it, though…
Getting stopped randomly in the street by people trying to find weed or the Greek Orthodox temple, that’s what.
Can’t grow a beak nor feathers
I’m getting there. Been feeding the neighborhood crows and they start going crazy happy when they see me now
Growing a beard
Step 1: Be Odin.
Jackdaws don’t like me. My shinies aren’t good enough, I guess?
Hail Allfather!
Genetics :( been growing it out for 4 months and my facial hair isn’t even an inch long :( I’m 33, dammit
At best, i get Keanu’s beard, but minus all the star power and fame that makes it work.
I’ll trade you for my natural Joe Dirt beard.
I’m sorry, beardless brother. One day our time will come! Here’s hoping for cheap hair transplants in the near future!
I haven’t hung myself from Yggdrasil to gain the knowledge of the runes yet
So random little aside, because you’ve said a thing, and I have a thing I enjoy talking about. I don’t need more of a reason than that, stranger.
In a series of urban fantasy short stories I’ve been writing, a super old term for runic witches (witch being a gender neutral term) is “children of Odin” or “Odin’s heir”
That’s all. I’m just really proud of that terminology, and I just think it’s neat. Like a potato.
These short stories… Where can I find more about them?
Trichotillomania
Otherwise it would be fucking easy
Huginn is fine but Muninn keeps trying to peck my good eye out.
You know how hard it is to train crows