Diuretic_Materialism [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 23 hours agoI'd honestly probably just eat the bowl of rats and leave a 20% tiphexbear.netimagemessage-square45fedilinkarrow-up1172arrow-down12
arrow-up1170arrow-down1imageI'd honestly probably just eat the bowl of rats and leave a 20% tiphexbear.netDiuretic_Materialism [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 23 hours agomessage-square45fedilink
minus-squareGorb [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·20 hours agoI’d be too awkward to say anything then ask for some peas to feed to the rats then they all become my friends and then one of the rats goes to the server and says “sorry I think they ordered an omelette”
minus-squareOssay [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·19 hours agoplease never be too awkward to ask for help when it’s actually needed if you’re not an asshole about it no decent person will hold it against you
minus-squareGorb [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·18 hours agoUsually i just do this face until whoever is with me asks for me
minus-squarebdonvrAlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·13 hours ago: You’re too timid to ask the waiter again, aren’t you?
I’d be too awkward to say anything then ask for some peas to feed to the rats then they all become my friends and then one of the rats goes to the server and says “sorry I think they ordered an omelette”
please never be too awkward to ask for help when it’s actually needed
if you’re not an asshole about it no decent person will hold it against you
Usually i just do this face
until whoever is with me asks for me