Bisexual fashion lizard:
Garak, stop talking about Dr. Bashir that way
Can’t wait for the buddy cop spinoff: Bisexual Fashion Lizard and The Twink.
Eh-hem, Its doctor twink
He didn’t spend seven years at Starfleet Medical to be called Mister.
But he does perform surgery so it is Mister - medical professional names are weird
Doctor The Twink, PhD
He may be a twink but he still had a hard-on for both part-worms
Dude was a mechanical genius who eventually became Grand Nagus. But sure, he’s an idiot.
Watch The Irishman Suffer
ROFL
Don’t forget the communist conventions and baseball games!
Why does a space station need a captain anyways? It’s not like it’s going anywhere.
pretty sure The Sisko started as a Commander, then got a tough little Ship and promoted to Captain, then he became a God.
then he became a God.
As is tradition.
Uhh, it was in orbit over Bajor, and now it’s out front of a wormhole. It sure as shit wasn’t Q or the Borg who moved it, now was it?
No, it was an overworked Irishman.
You’re damn right!
Yes, but who gave the order?
The Prophets.
The union
WHO is the hologram of Frank Sinatra? What am I missing??
Vic Fontaine. A lame, self-aware hologram introduced in season 6 who gives relationship advice mostly.
lame
How DARE you, Sir!
Pistols at dawn!
I’ve come around a bit on Vic. In my current DS9 re-watch, I just got to the episode where Nog goes to live with him in the holo-suite and he helps him overcome his trauma. He’s way less lame (and creepy) than when he tricks Odo into dating real Kira by telling him she’s a hologram.
Phasers or disruptors sir/ma’am, we are civilized here. Even if that one wasn’t.
Those little garage door opener phasers from the first season of TNG.
